Posted 1 month ago

grimelords:

you heathens and your dry humping. the only acceptable sex move is wearing two hats.

Posted 1 month ago
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Scream (1996)

Scream (1996)

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Posted 2 months ago

sn8wman:

no don’t do that i’ll fall in love with you

Posted 2 months ago
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babyferaligator:

how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself

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Posted 3 months ago

necromancerofdolguldur:

She wears short skirts, I wear dress shirts, she’s cheer captain and I made her change into different clothing because she is violating the schools policy regarding the dress code and I am the principal.

(Source: leonardsmccoy)

Posted 3 months ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

coffee is just beanwater. literally just beanwater

Posted 3 months ago
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