(Source: andersoncooperfans)
you heathens and your dry humping. the only acceptable sex move is wearing two hats.
She wears short skirts, I wear dress shirts, she’s cheer captain and I made her change into different clothing because she is violating the schools policy regarding the dress code and I am the principal.
(Source: leonardsmccoy)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
coffee is just beanwater. literally just beanwater